The Sci-Fried Eggs are back and they are broadcasting this week from Studio B at Bathurst Manor! Doc starts with a review of the Hulu original series Deadbeat. Then Doc and Chuck discuss their new show sponsor, Rocket Helo Energy Drink along with discussing 3-D printers. Chuck reviews Patton Oswalt’s new book Zombie Spaceship Wasteland. The Eggs review The Avengers: Age of Ultron. And then Doc and Chuck do some catching up on stuff they missed while they were on leave.
Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 105, Segment 1
The Sci-Fried Eggs Return and Deadbeat Review
Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 105, Segment 2
Rocket Helo Show and 3-D Printers
Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 105, Segment 3
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland Review
Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 105, Segment 4
Avengers: Age of Ultron Review
Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 105, Segment 5
Catching Up on Things
Hello everyone and thank you for joining me for my first speech. When I suggested the idea of there being a President of the World last Thursday, I was really impressed at the overwhelming support of my idea. Sure, there were a few naysayers (looking at you, North Korea), but I’m glad that everyone could sort out their differences and agree that we needed one President of the World to handle things. And I know that when I “boldly” suggested that I should be the President of the World there was some grumbling (USA, you know who you are). But I think the support (and there was a surprising amount of it) of other countries that agreed that the USA should not be in charge anymore really spoke for itself. And speaking of support, I would like to start this speech by thanking all those who supported me in my aggressive underground takeover totally legit democratic election. All those who supported me will certainly be rewarded appropriately in my upcoming planetary administration (Switzerland, all I’m going to say is, neutrality doesn’t cut it around here any more, so if you’re not for me you’re against me).
Having been President of the World for a little over 11 hours, I think it’s safe to say that this new administration isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. I also want to let everyone know that after the convenient devastating power grid failure/Internet crash that led to this administration’s installment, my second in command, Todd, has assured me that most of Reddit and Netflix will be back up and running for everyone by Friday probably. Todd also wanted to let everyone know, and this mostly pertains to militaries, government agencies, and businesses with openly-advertised religious affiliations, don’t freak out about any files you think you may have lost in the blackout. We have copies of all of those “lost” files in our secure servers. Todd used to work for CompuServe and is wicked good at Internet security. Don’t worry, you’re welcome.
Mad props to the postal services from around the world. When you guys say nor rain, or sleet, or snow, or volcanoes, or rabid badgers, or zombie chickens, or whatever else, you guys really mean it. If it weren’t for Sundays, you guys would be solid 100% of the time. And in light of all the confusion and reorganization, you guys have done a great job of making sure to get all my mail delivered in a timely manner.
In the last 10 and a half hours, I’ve gotten thousands of letters and emails. I had to get three interns to sort through all of them. Now I like swears and good-natured ribbing as much as the next person, but some of the letters I’ve received are just straight-up hate mail. And although it is really rude and uncalled for, I realize there is always a transition period with any new administration. And I want all you haters to know that I’m going to let the rude letters slide, but only until the end of the week. When Monday rolls around, I’m going to have a zero tolerance policy for that kind of nonsense. If you have a legitimate complaint, then you need to write it like an Earth citizen, without all the pejoratives and metaphorical slurs.
I should also take this time to address all the love letters that have been sent to me. I’m not sure who let the cat out of the bag that I’m single, but there’s no way I can start a serious relationship with anyone who has sent me a well-written decently-written psychotically overtoned love letter in the last eleven hours. Since becoming President of the World, how could I possibly know whether a sultry skirt’s intentions of love are based on my dashing good looks and delightful sense of humor or the sheer power and modest wealth of being President of the World. There’s no possible way I can. So that means a serious relationship is out. The safest move for me right now (and Todd agrees) is to have a closely guarded harem. I know that seems like a barbarian idea to some people, but there are reasons why great leaders throughout history have had harems and other leaders have been impeached. That also means that there are more positions available for employment opportunities. So just think of it as me already creating more jobs. And ladies who have already sent letters with your photo included, that can count as your application to my harem.
Now there’s going to be some changes in how we do things, but don’t worry, once we get Reddit and Netflix back up (priorities, am I right?), Todd is going to get everyone up to speed on the new procedures. And from here on out, if Todd tells you guys to do something, then you need to listen. He’s my second in command, so I pretty much trust him.
I’d also like to thank Germany for volunteering to provide refreshments for this first meeting. I hadn’t even planned on having refreshments until they said something about it. Germany’s excitement and willingness in regard to this new administration is a great example to every other country in the world. These guys have been have been really great and ready to help at every turn. Pay attention, ’cause Germany is going places, folks. Seriously, they’ve been helping out like they’ve got some sort of score to settle. And they’ve also set a really high bar for refreshments that’s going to be a tough act to follow. I kind of feel sorry that Haiti is next on the refreshments list.