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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 106 #150513


sci-fried-eggs-logoThe Sci-Fried Eggs are broadcasting again this week from Studio B at Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by discussing DeathSwitch.com.  Then Doc and Chuck talk about some video game stories that are better than blockbuster movies.  Chuck brings you some Suicide Squad news.  The Eggs give you an X-Con warmup interview with Bob Camp and Michael Rooker.  And while they had some time off, Doc and Chuck did some catching up on Listener Letters!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 106 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 1
DeathSwitch.com

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 2
Video Game Stories That Are Better Than Blockbuster Movies

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 3
Suicide Squad News

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 4
X-Con Warmup: Bob Camp and Michael Rooker Interview

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 5
Listener Letters #4

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A Fair and Balanced Look at Star Trek v. Star Wars


This debate has gone on long enough.  Which is better?  Who would win if they got into a fight?  Star Trek or Star Wars?  Well, like the great cases of Brown v. The Board of Education, Roe v. Wade, and Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, I’m going to follow in the footsteps of my hero William Rehnquist and give a fair and balanced look to end the debate once and for all of which is better, Star Trek or Star Wars.

In order to properly evaluate this, I’m breaking this down into several categories.  Whoever wins the category will get a point and whoever has the most points at the end wins.  So I guess this actually kind of follows in the footsteps of one of my other heroes, Peter Sagal, which makes this even more awesome.

Let’s start with manpower.  And let’s look at who the big players are in the manpower area.  In the Star Trek world, there’s the Klingons, the Romulans, the Cardassians, the Dominion, even the Maquis.  Basically a lot of warrior races.  In Star Wars, the biggest kid on the block is the Empire.  Everyone else in the Star Wars universe is small potatoes.  “But Doc, what about the Rebels?”  What about the Rebels?  Let’s be honest, the Rebels were more lucky than they were good at their job.  And Star Trek folks, don’t even mention the Federation.  They shouldn’t even bother showing up to this fight.  They can sit bench with the Rebels unless we need someone to hit a two-meter target or go back in time, grab a pair of humpback whales, bring them forward in time and hope the hell they tell a probe what to go do with itself.

So if we take this in the direction of an every-race-for-themselves open space battle, then I’m pretty sure the Borg win this one hands down.  They assimilate.  That’s it.  And they add technological and cultural distinctiveness to their own.  So if they assimilate clones, yeah, it’s not looking too good.  Or even worse, if they assimilated a Jedi or a Sith Lord!  Can you imagine that?!  Sure, I know what Star Wars fans are saying, “But, Doc, the Jedi and Sith derive their powers from a rooted belief system, not from technology or cultural cues.”  That’s great, but when we are talking about assimilating technology, they only have to assimilate one Jedi or Sith and now you’ve got a bunch of Borg drones wandering around with lightsabers.  If that doesn’t scare the ever-living crap out of you then you didn’t fully understood that last statement.

So while the Federation and the Rebels are warming the bench, let’s address the cute and fuzzy races as well.  Tribbles or Ewoks?  Sure the Ewoks have rudimentary weapons that can take down mildly-armored tanks on chicken legs.

Okay, hold on, I have to vent on something real quick.  Seriously, did no one in the Empire learn anything from the battle on Hoth?  Armored things precariously balanced on wobbly metal legs can clearly be easily tripped up.  Anyone who’s seen Robocop defeat ED-209 knows that.  If putting tanks on metal legs was a good idea, don’t you think some army in history would have done it by now?  I mean, the Nazis built all kinds of ill-manner of super weapons and no one was crazy enough to even put a tank on legs into production.  Seriously, Empire, take some notes from the Jawas and put all that armored assault technology on some tank tracks already!

Okay, venting over.  Thanks.  I needed that.  Now where was I?  Oh, yes, that’s right, Tribbles or Ewoks.  Let’s break this down.  The Ewoks live on Endor, a forest moon.  From what we learn in Original Star Trek Episode #44: The Trouble with Tribbles, Dr. McCoy explains how the Tribbles eat too much and reproduce way too fast.  They are “basically born pregnant” as Dr. McCoy describes it.  We also learned from Mr. Scott in the episode that the Tribbles worked their way into closed compartments and started eating parts of the ships systems.  That means dropping just one Tribble onto a forest moon would be like dropping a match into a barrel of gasoline-soaked dynamite.  Also according to the episode, Spock points out that Tribbles produce a new generation every 12 hours.  That means in just 3 days there would be a over 1.7 million Tribbles running around.  Now you’ve got the Ewoks that survive off of the forest, right?  That means these hungry Tribbles would eat them out of house and home in no time.  The Ewoks would literally starve to death or just be buried in Tribbles. Sure, 1.7 million Tribbles on one planet doesn’t seem like a lot.  But imagine this, in just 6 days, there would be over 34.5 trillion (yes, trillion with a T) Tribbles on Endor.  To give you an idea of how many that is, New York City has about 8.5 million people in the Five Boroughs.  That means that every single person in New York City would get over 4 million 58 thousand Tribbles.  Shanghi, China, which is the most populated city on Earth with just over 24 million people, each person would get over 1.4 million Tribbles.  The popular of the planet Earth is just over 7 billion, so that means everyone on Earth would get almost 5 thousand Tribbles each after just 6 days.  So yeah, good freakin’ luck, Ewoks.

Manpower: Star Trek – 1, Star Wars – 0

Now a military power is only as strong as the fleet they command.  And before we go any further, the difference between phaser and lasers and photon and proton torpedoes is nothing (Well, a little thing called worry-over-copyright-infringement if you want to get technical).  So when it comes down to weapons and defenses, all the big players who are in the starting line-up are on a pretty level playing field.  That means when we talk about fleets and military combat, the real discussion comes down to mobilization of forces.

The Empire wins this one hands down against anyone except the Borg (which we’ll get to in a minute).  The Empire is comparable to the American and Japanese Fleets in the Pacific Theater during World War II.  Nothing in the Star Trek universe even remotely resembles an aircraft carrier.  Star Destroyers are exactly that.  They are big space aircraft carriers with tons of TIE Fighters and Bombers and Interceptors and whatever other TIE things they have.  Federation, Romulan, Klingon, Ferengi, Andorian, Tholian, Cardassian, even the Dominion, none of them have anything close to being able to compete with that kind of firepower and maneuverability.  Even the Federation’s run-n-gun ship, the Defiant, couldn’t deal with so many targets at once.  And no one has any kind of massive fleet to deal with that kind of Imperial onslaught.  Any Star Trek fleet that would show up would get carved up by the death of a thousand TIE fighter lasers.

I know what you’re saying Star Trek folks, and I hear you loud and clear.  And you are right, the Rebels did pull a Billy Mitchell (if you don’t know who he is, look it up).  The Defiant might get lucky, but that’s about it.  And there’s still a lot of targets to deal with on a Star Destroyer with a full compliment of TIE whatevers.

Really the only race in Star Trek that can compete ship-to-ship is the Borg.  The Borg cubes at Wolf 359 were reported to measure about 3 kilometers across.  Star Destroyers measure 1600 meters, or right at a mile.  So one Borg cube is over twice as long as a single Star Destroyer.  In the Battle of Wolf 359, a single Borg cube destroyed 39 of the 40 Federation ships at the battle.  In the Star Trek: Voyager Episode Endgame, Seven of Nine tells Janeway that the transwarp hub nebula contained 47 Borg vessels.  And in the Star Trek: Voyager Episode Hope and Fear, the dude from Species 116 talks about hundreds of Borg cubes surrounding his homeworld before its destruction.  Not to mention the fact that Commander Shelby pointed out that a Borg cube could remain operative even if 78% of the cube was inoperable.  Then there are transporters, so not only would the Empire be trying to attack this Cube while they are getting carved up, but there are Borg beaming onto the ship and assimilating people too!  Actually, a Borg Cube going up against a couple of Star Destroyers would be a battle I’d love to see.

“But, Doc, what about the Death Star?”  Oh, you mean that big planet-sized space station that literally moves at the speed of a planet.  Borg got warp and transwarp.  The Death Star is boned.  All summed up, the Empire has the advantage over anyone except the Borg.  The Borg are here to party.  So since the Empire is the winner except with the Borg, I’m going to give both sides a point.

Strength of Fleet: Star Trek – 1, Star Wars – 1

Leadership is important in any space campaign.  And there are lots of great leaders on both sides.  But what makes a leader really great is not how nice or fair that leader is, but it’s about achieving results.  The Emperor, Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin…Star Wars is full of people who get things done.  Sure they choke kill a lot of people along the way, but you gotta break some necks to make an omelet.  That makes the Empires efficiency rating just as high as its on-the-job fatality rating.  And then there are good leaders on the Rebel side as well.  And then you’ve got the Jedi as leaders too.  Star Wars has a pretty fair lineup in the leadership department.

Star Trek does pretty good as well, without as much ruthlessness.  Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Janeway, Archer…they all get things done by following the rules when they need to and forgetting the rules when necessary.  And it says a lot more about your leadership style if you are efficient and well-liked.

So I think leadership is a draw.  We could get into the particulars of each leader, but really each individual style has its good and bad qualities, so everyone gets a point here.

Leadership: Star Trek – 1, Star Wars – 1

Any science fiction series is only as good as the hot babes it has in it.  And I know Princess Leia in that metal bikini that they stole from Valerian and Laureline (don’t believe me, just type “Valerian and Laureline Metal Bikini” into Google images and let the George Lucas thievery begin) was the mainstay for a lot of young boys in their formative years of puberty.  But aside from Princess Leia, Padme Amidala, and Jabba’s three dancers (looking at you, fiery redhead), then you’ve got to go to the cartoons and extended universe to find other women.  Sure there is Ahsoka Tano (if you’re into jailbait), Mara Jade (if you’re into middle-aged girls), Aurra Sing (if you’re into criminals), Shaak Ti (if you’re into weird hair), and Asajj Ventress (if you’re into Sinead O’Conner).  But that’s not a lot of options.

Star Trek on the other hand is ripe with beautiful women who are ready to get down and party.  There’s Seven of Nine, Jadzia Dax (and Ezri too), Tonia Barrows, Robin Lefler, Tasha Yar (and her sister Ishara), Dr. Helen Noel,  Marta, Droxine, Kelinda, Kara, Ro Laren, B’elanna Torres, Kes, Beverly Crusher, Deanna Troi, Lt. Saavik, Android Andrea, Edith Keeler, Kamala, Lt. Valeris, Dr. Elizabeth Dehner, Leeta, Vash, Dr. Carol Marcus, Gannett Brooks, Bronwyn Gail Robinson, Amanda Cole, Martha Landon, Teresa Ross, Dr. Leah Brahms, Neras, Drusilla, Brenna Odell, Nona, Maras, Dr. Selar (Suzie Plakson), Tarah (also Suzie Plakson), K’Ehleyr (Suzie Plakson again), The Female Q (just any character of Suzie Plakson’s), Janice Rand, Shahna, Tora Ziyal, Eris, D’Nesh, Seska, Sela, Vina, Gilora Rejal, Deirdre Watley, Natima Lang, Grilka, Gul Ocett, Kilana, Uhura’s Orion Starfleet Academy roommate Gaila, and that three-boobed cat woman from Star Trek V.  And that’s just to name a few off the top of my head.  There’s tons more.  Literally every episode has a hot babe in it somewhere.  Star Trek seriously mops the floor with Star Wars in the female category.

Female to Male Ratio: Star Trek – 57+, Star Wars – 8.

Well, that puts Star Trek at 60+ and Star Wars at 10.  Looks like we’re pretty much done here.  I think William Rehnquist and Peter Sagal would be proud.

 

The Wonders of Danville, Virginia


If you’ve never been to Danville, Virginia, start making your vacation plans now.  Danville is probably one of the most amazing places you can visit in America.  I know what you’re thinking, “But, Doc, I’ve never heard of Danville, Virginia.”  Of course you haven’t.  Some would say that’s due to Danville’s non-existent tourism department and severe lack of tourism advertising along the Highway 29 corridor.  However, I think it’s all part of Danville’s master plan to ensure their town isn’t completely overrun by visitors like a Stein Mart during a Black Friday sale.

So what makes Danville more awesome that Disney World or Six Flags or the Mitchell Corn Palace?  Well, I’m glad you asked!  First, just right out of the gate and in your face, Danville has a tank museum.  I’m going to wait a minute and let the end of that last sentence sink in for you.  That’s right, a freakin’ tank museum.  I can’t even begin to convey to you how awesome that is.  If a cannon had sex with a bulldozer at a tractor pull and then the offspring of that had sex with a monster truck in a fireworks factory and then that offspring has sex with a fighter jet in the poorly-lit back room of a gun store/pawn shop, the offspring of that last relationship wouldn’t even come close to being as cool as one of the halls of this tank museum.  And, yes, you read that right.  One of the halls, which implies there’s more than one!  There’s actually like 4 different halls that have tanks in them!  These are freakin’ aircraft hangers full of tanks!  They have a full-size V2 rocket.  They have the largest indoor radio-controlled tank battlefield in the world.  There’s a freaking full-sized Apache helicopter.  There’s a sweet Bicycles of World War II exhibit.  They have Hitler’s wife’s dress.  And, and I shit you not on this last one, they have a velociraptor.  Not to mention they have a sweet gift shop with lots of stuff that was way out of my price range (not a good indicator as I only had enough cash on me to get into the museum).

Sure, I know what you’re saying, “Big deal, so they have a tank museum.”  Just kidding, no one would ever say that because a tank museum is the most awesomest thing any town could ever have.  What you’re really saying is, “I’m sold on going to Danville.  But just out of curiosity, what else does the amazing town of Danville have to offer?”  Again, I’m glad you asked.

Danville is the hometown of Dan Medos Jenkins.  A lot of you are probably asking who Dan Medos Jenkins is.  And that’s a fair question.  Dan Medos Jenkins is the most famous quarterback from Danville.  Now a lot of people think the town is named after Dan, but it’s actually the other way around.  Dan’s parents named him Dan after the town of Danville where he was born.  However, Medos Pizza over on the Franklin Turnpike is named after Dan.  Dan Medos Jenkins’ claim to fame is his football career with the George Washington High School Eagles where he was responsible for leading the team to both their wins.  Dan was the star (term used loosely) quarterback (term also used loosely) for the ’03-’04 school year and passed for an amazing 64 yards in one game!  He was also responsible for an astounding 38 running yards in the same game.  Unfortunately, the Tunstall Trojans beat the GW Eagles 78 to 3 in that record-breaking game.  At the time, that put the Eagles overall record at 2-1-497.  To this day, the George Washington High School Eagles are proud of the only two wins they have.  Dan helped the team squeak out a victory over the Stoney Mill Elementary Mustangs and they had a pretty solid win of 3-0 against the Danville Red Hat Society Ladies at the Dan River Dolls and Lively Ladies Lunch Brunch.  The tie actually came before Dan’s time in 2001 when the Eagles played the Eastern North Carolina School for the Deaf.

As I’m sure everyone reading this is already on Priceline.com booking their tickets for their vacation to Danville, I don’t really need to go on, but I would be remiss if I didn’t quickly mention a few more of places of interest in Danville.

  Danville’s Riverwalk Trail – Some people will describe Danville’s Riverwalk Trail as scenic.  Those are people who are gluttons for punishment, psychotic trail killers, or brought bikes.  It’s basically 8.5 paved miles of bugs and a river.  If you like long, miserable death marches where you see lots of places that look like factory installed computer desktop backgrounds, then Danville’s Riverwalk Trail is for you.

  Danville Historical Society’s Guided Walking Tour – Do yourself a favor and call ahead to make sure Rick is working.  He’s worth the time and money and will give you the real low-down on the history of Danville.  Peggy just ends up talking a lot about her cats and her mom’s endometriosis during her tours.

  Danville Science Center – If you’re looking to spend twenty bucks for nine thrilling (their word) minutes of science, this is the place for you.

  Goodyear Golf Club – Let’s face it, anyone reading this isn’t high-society enough to get into this golf course.

  Karen’s Hallmark Shop – I’ve heard this place is a real rager from 5:30PM to 6 o’clock.

 Also while you’re in Danville, you should be sure to eat at Mama Possums restaurant, also conveniently located on the Franklin Turnpike.  Mama Possums sports a very hearty menu with a variety of dishes that may or may not contain possum.  It’s definitely worth your time if you’re not in the mood for pizza at Medos.

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 53 #140507


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the graphic novels section of the library of Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs talk about Free Comic Book Day and the upcoming death of Wolverine.  Then the Eggs discuss undelivered technological advances we were promised and how technology is influencing and changing education.  Chuck gives a review of The Amazing Spider-Man 2.  And the Eggs talk about Star Wars VII casting and the new Disney canon.

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 53 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 53, Segment 1
Free Comic Book Day and the Death of Wolverine

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 53, Segment 2
Undelivered Technology We Were Promised

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 53, Segment 3
Technology and Education

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 53, Segment 4
Chuck’s Review of The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 53, Segment 5
Star Wars VII Casting and the New Disney Canon

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Meme Warehouse #140507


die to death

It’s even more effective when a little girl yells it at you.

Quote of the Day #140331


“Oh, you mortals are so obtuse.  Why do you persist in believing life and death are such static and rigid concepts?”

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 44 #140305


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Redd Room of Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs discuss the passing of Harold Ramis.  Then Doc and Chuck talk about some fun stuff for each other.  The Eggs talk about some heroes that ended up being cast as the villain in movies.  The new Guardians of the Galaxy trailers are out and it looks awesome!  And finally, the Eggs bring you some Tales from the Sci-fi Teletype!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 44 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 44, Segment 1
Losing Harold Ramis

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 44, Segment 2
Fun Stuff for Doc and Chuck

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 44, Segment 3
Heroes Recast as Villains

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 44, Segment 4
Guardians of the Galaxy trailers

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 44, Segment 5
Tales from the Sci-fi Teletype #2

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The Duster and Tex Show Episode 109 #140304


Duster and Tex LogoThis week on the show, Duster and Tex are sad at the loss good friend Tim Wilson.  Then the boys lighten the mood with some tales of what they did during the recent snow storm in the South.  And the boys had a fun Valentine’s Day when Tex’s ex-wife Alisha Linn showed up and surprised the boys with her new girlfriend!

Follow Duster and Tex on Twitter @DusterandTex!

The Duster and Tex Show Episode 109 – Click to Listen or Download

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 109, Segment 1
Remembering Tim Wilson

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 109, Segment 2
Plowing 321

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 109, Segment 3
Snow Brigade

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 109, Segment 4
Alisha Linn’s New Girlfriend

 

Best of BatDoc Blog: Motivational Madness #1202146


There’s nothing jokey to say here.  It’s a great image and some powerful words.

Quote of the Day #140117


“He’d tried fishing, dancing, gambling, and drink, allegedly four of life’s greatest pleasures, and wasn’t sure that he saw the point.”

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