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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 106 #150513


sci-fried-eggs-logoThe Sci-Fried Eggs are broadcasting again this week from Studio B at Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by discussing DeathSwitch.com.  Then Doc and Chuck talk about some video game stories that are better than blockbuster movies.  Chuck brings you some Suicide Squad news.  The Eggs give you an X-Con warmup interview with Bob Camp and Michael Rooker.  And while they had some time off, Doc and Chuck did some catching up on Listener Letters!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 106 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 1
DeathSwitch.com

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 2
Video Game Stories That Are Better Than Blockbuster Movies

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 3
Suicide Squad News

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 4
X-Con Warmup: Bob Camp and Michael Rooker Interview

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 106, Segment 5
Listener Letters #4

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 102 #150415


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week 5 Minute Delay Radio brings you a rebroadcast of the Sci-Fried Eggs while their fate is decided.  In this rebroadcast The Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast live from XCon World VI in Myrtle Beach, SC!  Doc and Chuck discuss Star Trek Into Darkness and get into a heated discussion over the new Klingons.  Special guest Camden Toy of Buffy and Angel fame visits.  Doc and Chuck are entranced by the beautiful Tiger Roxx and Jenn Martin of Purrrlesque Burlesque.  Then IronE Singleton, T-Dog of The Walking Dead, stops by the broadcast.  And the man who has been to every XCon, Ren and Stimpy creator Bob Camp sits down with the Sci-Fried Eggs.  And somewhere in the show, Michael Rooker, Merle from The Walking Dead, shows up and tells us whether people still try to give him chocolate covered pretzels!

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 102 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 102, Segment 1
Rebroadcast: Star Trek Into Darkness Review

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 102, Segment 2
Rebroadcast: Camden Toy

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 102, Segment 3
Rebroadcast: Purrrlesque: Tiger Roxx and Jenn Martin

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 102, Segment 4
Rebroadcast: IronE Singleton

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 102, Segment 5
Rebroadcast: Bob Camp with Special Guest Michael Rooker

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My Study Group is Weird


My study group is weird.  I’ve heard other people talk about their study groups, and it seems like their study groups are filled with normal people.  But not my study group.  Nope.  My study group is chock full of crazy like a Payday candy bar is chock full of nuts.  Let me explain.

First I guess I should tell you about Karen.  Karen is the self-appointed leader of our study group.  And Karen would be all mad and butt-hurt if I didn’t talk about her first since she is the self-appointed leader of the study group.  Karen worked in sales for like 20 years until she cheated on her husband and then divorced him and took half his stuff, the house, three of his four sports cars, their boat, and their two cats.  Now that Karen is a “free woman” (her words) she’s going back to school to be a nurse.  I don’t know if being a nurse is the best choice for Karen.  I’ve seen psychotic, chainsaw-wielding, serial killers who have a better disposition and bedside manner than Karen.  But it’s her ex-husband’s money that is paying for her schooling, so I guess she can do what she wants.

Rajesh is, and every group has one of these people, Rajesh is the guy who says he has been everywhere and done everything but must have been unconscious while he was doing it because he clearly doesn’t remember a damn thing about any of his experiences.  Seriously, if you said, “I sure wouldn’t want to swim in a river with piranhas, Rajesh would pipe up and say something like, “I’ve swam with piranhas before.  It’s not a big deal.  You just have to make sure the water is cold enough that they aren’t active.  Piranhas won’t attack in cold water.”  Rajesh will also talk about stuff that he’s never done like he’s some sort of certified expert.  This one time, he told us all about how we would all make terrible astronauts because we wouldn’t be able to pass all the tests.  But then Karen talked to Rajesh’s girlfriend because she works at the same Rite-Aid Karen goes to and  Rajesh’s girlfriend said he probably told us that because Sy-Fy played Space Camp, Explorers, and Space Cowboys back to back like three nights in a row.  Then there was this one time Rajesh told us we should only eat goat cheese because mad cow disease could live dormant for 30 years and imported cheeses could carry the disease.  I’ve found that like 95% of what Rajesh says can be debunked by a basic Google search.  Seriously, Snopes.com should hire him as a content generator.

Then there’s Ted.  Ted is a nudist.  Sure it was a little weird the first couple study sessions.  Ted shows up and just strips down.  And I’m not talking to underwear or anything.  I mean, he strips down to just what the good lord gave him.  He says being nude helps him think.  And even though it was a little distracting at first, we all got used to Ted being nude.  Now, honestly, it’s kind of weird watching him put on clothes to leave our study room and walk across campus.  I would say it’s kind of like when you know someone who has a beard and then they shave and they look all different.  But it’s not like that at all because Ted keeps things trimmed up if you know what I mean.  And Ted has invited us over to his house for study group, and as much as all the guys in the group have agreed that we would love to see Ted’s wife in the buff (Ted’s wife is like supermodel hot), we have all agreed it would be weird to see his pre-teen kids walking around nude.  Plus, Ted says they have a strict nudist policy at the house, so everyone in the study group would have strip down too, and Karen is having none of that.

Manda is scary.  And her name is Manda, not A-Manda.  She’s very adamant about her name and its proper pronunciation.  Manda just turned 17 (which would also make going to Ted’s house for study group a little more uncomfortable) and has been in and out of trouble for most of her life.  She finally got to the point where her choices were a minimum of 5 years in prison or 2 years in juvie and going back to school and getting her GED.  She spent a year in juvie and got out on good behavior, although I’m not sure how (apparently good behavior in juvie has a way different meaning than good behavior in the outside world).  Manda doesn’t say much, but from the looks she gives people (mostly Karen), Manda spends a lot (most) of her time trying to not to kill other people.  I get to sit next to Manda because that was only seat that was left when I got to the study room.  Manda will pass me notes that say things like, “I hope someone kills Karen,” or “I wish Rajesh would fall into a vat of acid.”  But I do think Manda and I have really bonded because now when she writes me notes like, “I wish this room would catch on fire and everyone would burn to death,” she will add, “except for us,” and will draw a little smiley face.  I think all Manda really needs is a positive role model in her life that doesn’t judge her.  And I’m not going to judge her because I have no doubt that she would strangle me to death behind the building if I did.

Matt seriously thinks he’s a ninja.  I shit you not on this one.  He dresses all in black all the time.  He wears a mask that just shows his eyes.  For a bigger guy, he’s really light on his feet.  The only thing that is keeping Matt from being a really good ninja is that he is loud.  He talks loud.  Really, it’s like he has no control over the sound of his voice.  It’s like when you put new batteries in an old radio and the sound is all scratchy unless you turn the volume up as loud as it will go.  That’s Matt’s normal speaking voice.  And Matt isn’t just loud when he talks.  He’s loud when he eats, when he walks, when he sits down, when he stands up, when he’s getting Karen snacks out of the machine because she’s too lazy to go get them, when he’s trying to sneak up on people, when he’s jotting down notes.  Matt’s even loud when he’s standing still.  It’s ridiculous.  He’s like a title for a children’s book, “The Loudest Ninja.”  If it weren’t for being loud, Matt would probably make a really great ninja.

Then there’s me.  I’m pretty normal except that I like to sneak up behind people and hit them in the back of the head with a shovel.  So far I’ve gotten everyone in study group at least once, except Manda because I’m afraid she’ll shiv me.

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 54 #140514


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the lobby of the Physical Plant of Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start with a Doctor Who update and some news on some lost episodes of the show.  Cher has a World of Weirdness.  The Eggs discuss Marvel’s Multiverse and whether it is a good or bad thing for movies.  As a warmup for X-Con in Myrtle Beach next week, the Eggs play an interview with Bob Camp from X-Con last year.  And Doc reads some Tales from the Sci-fi Teletype!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 54 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 54, Segment 1
Doctor Who Update and Lost Episode News

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 54, Segment 2
Cher’s World of Weirdness #4

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 54, Segment 3
Marvel’s Multiverse: Good or Bad

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 54, Segment 4
X-Con Warmup: Bob Camp Interview

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 54, Segment 5
Tales from the Sci-fi Teletype #3

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 36 #140108


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs are back live at Bathurst Manor in the Grand Hall near the fireplace.  The Eggs start with a discussion of the Doctor Who Christmas Special.  Then Mystery Doc Theater Across the 8th Dimension reviews the B horror film Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.  Doc and Chuck review the Matty Collector Ghostbusters Neutrino Wand.  The Eggs play Star Trek Fact or Fiction.  And finally, the Eggs revisit the funniest parts of last year with the 2013 Blooper Reel.

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 36, Segment 1
Doctor Who Christmas Special Review

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 36, Segment 2
Mystery Doc Theater Across the 8th Dimension: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 36, Segment 3
Review of Matty Collector’s Ghostbusters Neutrino Wand

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 36, Segment 4
Fact or Fiction: Star Trek

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 36, Segment 5
2013 Blooper Reel

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 35 #140101


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs bring you a Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs for the holidays with the Best of the Best Of the Sci-Fried Eggs, the absolute best segments from this past year.  The Eggs bring you interviews from Robbie Rist and Hal Rayle, Paris Themmen, Mikey Mason, Connor McCreery, and a segment where Chuck decides he’s going to Mars.

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 35 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 35, Segment 1
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Best of the Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Robbie Rist and Hal Rayle

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 35, Segment 2
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Paris Themmen

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 35, Segment 3
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Mikey Mason

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 35, Segment 4
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Connor McCreery

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 35, Segment 5
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Chuck Goes to Mars

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 34 #131225


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs bring you a Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs for the holidays with the Best of the Walking Dead.  Interviews include IronE Singleton, Larry Mainland, Michael Koske, Dango Nguyen, and another very special Walking Dead guest!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 34, Segment 1
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Best of The Walking Dead: IronE Singleton

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 34, Segment 2
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Larry Mainland Part 1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 34, Segment 3
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Larry Mainland Part 2

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 34, Segment 4
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Michael Koske and Dango Nguyen

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 34, Segment 5
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Bob Camp with Special Guest

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Best of BatDoc Blog: People Who Are More Badass Than Chuck Norris #121123


You sent us to camp.  They made us sing.  Happy Thanksgiving.

Motivational Madness #130826


nazi-jailbait

That’s really the best joke here.  I don’t have a better one.

 

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 3 #130522


sci-fried-eggs-logoThe Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast live from XCon World VI in Myrtle Beach, SC!  Doc and Chuck discuss Star Trek Into Darkness, and get into a heated discussion over the new Klingons.  Special guest Camden Toy of Buffy and Angel fame visits.  Doc and Chuck are entranced by the beautiful Tiger Roxx and Jenn Martin of Purrrlesque Burlesque.  Then IronE Singleton, T-Dog of The Walking Dead, stops by the broadcast.  And the man who has been to every XCon, Ren and Stimpy creator Bob Camp sits down with the Sci-Fried Eggs.  And somewhere in the show, Michael Rooker, Merle from The Walking Dead, shows up and tells us whether people still try to give him chocolate covered pretzels!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 3 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 3, Segment 1
Star Trek Into Darkness Review

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 3, Segment 2
Camden Toy

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 3, Segment 3
Purrrlesque: Tiger Roxx and Jenn Martin

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 3, Segment 4
IronE Singleton

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 3, Segment 5
Bob Camp with Special Guest Michael Rooker

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