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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 110 #150610


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast live from Geek Out in Asheville, NC!  The Eggs talk with Charlie Caine’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse author Julianne Jackson and artist Stewart Williams.  Then the Eggs chat with The Walking Dead zombie actor Wallace Krebs.  And Doc and Chuck round out the show chatting with the inspirational author I.R. Harris!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 110 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 110, Segment 1
Julianne Jackson and Stewart Williams Part 1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 110, Segment 2
Julianne Jackson and Stewart Williams Part 2

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 110, Segment 3
Wallace Krebs

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 110, Segment 4
I.R. Harris Part 1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 110, Segment 5
I.R. Harris Part 2

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 74 #141001


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs are on the road broadcasting from the Bathurst Manor Radio Production Unit Truck from HickoryCon II!  Chuck is on special assignment, so Doc and Cher discuss Gotham and How to Get Away with Murder.  Doc has some science anniversaries.  Cher has another episode of Cher’s World of Weirdness.  The Eggs ramble through the archives and bring you a previously un-aired interview with Cabin Fever actor William Jones.  And Doc talks about some real fears of the impending zombie apocalypse.

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 74 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 74, Segment 1
Gotham and How to Get Away with Murder Reviews

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 74, Segment 2
Science Anniversaries

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 74, Segment 3
Cher’s World of Weirdness #7

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 74, Segment 4
William Jones

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 74, Segment 5
The Zombie Apocalypse is Real

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 43 #140226


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast live from the Pinnacle Inn for the Totally Retro ’80s Ski Weekend in Beech Mountain, NC!  The Eggs start off their Totally ’80s Show discussing all the awesome ’80s stuff going on for the weekend.  Doc and Cher review the new Robocop movie.  The Eggs talk about some forgotten things of the ’80s.  Cher has a new segment called Cher’s World of Weirdness.  And the Eggs share a medley that takes you on a trip through the decade of the ’80s!

Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 43 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 43, Segment 1
Live from the Totally Retro ’80s Ski Weekend in Beech Mountain

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 43, Segment 2
Robocop Review

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 43, Segment 3
Forgotten Things from the ’80s

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 43, Segment 4
Cher’s World of Weirdness #1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 43, Segment 5
A Trip Through the Decade of the ’80s

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The Human Survival Handbook: Part 1 – So You Have to Deal with Humans


Hello and welcome to my survival guide.  There are lots of survival guides out there.  Zombie survival guides.  Apocalypse survival guides.  There is even a survival guide to being filthy rich.  But let’s face it, what is the likelihood that you will ever run into zombies or be in the apocalypse or win the lottery.  You’re more likely to grow an extra arm or be killed by a bear carrying a shark that shoots killer bees.

The-Official-Filthy-Rich-Handbook

Yeah, it really exists. You’ll never need it, but it’s nice to know it’s there.

But humans are everywhere.  And you have to deal with them.  A lot.  Like every day.  Sometimes several times a day depending on your job and your daily habits.

This handbook is designed for two kinds of individuals.

The first is humans.  A relatively intelligent human who is interested in learning about their fellow human beings can use this guide effectively to increase their knowledge and understanding of the humans and their society.

The second is non-humans.  And non-humans are really who this handbook is written for.  This book will help a non-human function in a human world.

If you are a human reading this, you might be wondering what non-humans are.  And that is a valid question.  There are any of a number of non-humans.  Some examples include:

  • You might be some sort of interstellar traveler from a far away planet who is visiting Earth for a vacation.  Or more than likely you are stranded on Earth trying to find pieces to fix your busted-ass space ship because, seriously, if you can travel through space, Earth is the last place you’d visit.
  • Perhaps you are some sort of galactic prisoner exiled to Earth as punishment, because after all, hell is other people.
  • You are some kind of intelligent monstrous humanoid like a vampire or gorgon that wants to know more about humans to better supplement your diet or your life-size, stone figurine collection.
  • Like the Highlander or Dorian Grey, you are an immortal who figures if you’re stuck here forever you might as well learn a little bit about humans because “they’re just so darned interesting.”
  • You are some sort of android, robot, or holographic doctor who is striving to become more human.
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Lookin’ at you, Commander Data.

I know what you’re asking.  What qualifies me to teach you about surviving around humans?  That’s a valid question.  A very human question, but valid, nevertheless.  I’ve been studying humans for my entire life.  And quite possibly for several lifetimes.  But my immortality isn’t the focus here.  The real point is that in all my years of studying humans I’m still standing.  I’m alive.  I’ve survived the humans and their mental and social onslaughts.  And I’ve taken notes along the way.  Not always particularly good notes, but notes just the same.  And I’m willing to teach and share.  And you can ask anyone that I’ve taught.  I’m a great teacher.

Now that you kind of know what you’re getting into, the choice is up to you.  If you’re a typical human, you’ll just say, “Whatever, I’m a human!  What more do I need to know?!”  But if you’re not a typical human, or if you’re a non-human, then you’ll be ready to devour the rest of this survival guide with the utmost anticipation.

FTPT: MC Chris Cartoon Pitch


You may know him as the guy who sang Fett’s Vette, but MC Chris is pretty damn funny across the board.  And this cartoon pitch proves it!  I love the door discussion!

FTPT: The Apocalypse Trailer #130126


So I ran across this trailer while I was wandering around the YouTube.

Quote of the Day #130115


“A life is a world unto itself.  It’s own beginning.  It’s own ending.  Every death is its own apocalypse.”

People Who Are More Badass Than Chuck Norris #121221


lumberjack commandos

Wanna know who is really going to survive the apocalypse?  These guys.  Ninjas, pirates, and Chuck Norris can take a hike.

Awesome Sauce #121221


satan santa

No apocalypse, so back to makin’ the doughnuts.

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