Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 100 #150401


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the parking lot of Bathurst Manor because the Telethon Fund Drive did not hit its goal, so the powers that be have cancelled the Sci-Fried Eggs.  Rather than reminisce or revisit bits from the last 99 shows, Doc and Chuck decide to throw one final hail Mary last ditch effort to hopefully keep their jobs by test driving some new shows with the precious time they have left, including Eggs and Legs, a show about Doc’s Robocop Legs, the All Doctor Who show Gallifried Eggs, Chuck’s bathroom review show The Royal Flush, The Morning Yoke morning show, the debate show Six One Way Half a Dozen the Other, The Hank Co Radio Fun Hour starring Hank Venture and Brock Sampson, the Duster and Tex Show, and a list of lots of other ideas that might just save Doc and Chuck’s job!  And as always, if you’d still like to donate to the show, the button is below.

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 100 – Click to Listen or Download

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 100, Segment 1
We’ve Been Cancelled/Eggs and Legs

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 100, Segment 2
Gallifried Eggs/The Royal Flush

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 100, Segment 3
The Morning Yoke/Six One Way, Half a Dozen the Other

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 100, Segment 4
The Hank-Co Radio Fun Hour/The Duster and Tex Show

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 100, Segment 5
Other Show Ideas that Might Save Our Jobs

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About BatDoc

I’m a dynamic figure, often seen scaling buildings and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train and bus stations on lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention and reducing high-traffic areas. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees and write award-winning plays about pastry. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I make meatloaf. I have been known to woo women with my sensuous and god-like electric air-guitar playing. I can pilot riding lawnmowers up severe inclines with unflagging speed and accuracy and can cook 30-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Brazil. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon River Basin from a horde of ferocious smaller-than-your-pinky-finger fire ants. When I’m bored, I build full size models of airplanes out of Popsicle sticks. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair TVs and VCRs free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Last summer, I toured Wisconsin and Minnesota with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl coat hangers at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read War and Peace, Moby Dick, and Great Expectations in one day and still had time to repaint the exterior of my house that afternoon. Though not a narc, I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I can recalibrate and repair gas lines with blinding speed and precision, and I don't require a face mask. I still find time to sleep eight hours a night; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation to Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance; I weave; I dodge; I frolic; and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a jello mold and a toaster oven. I used to breed prize-winning killer dolphins. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, performed open-heart surgery, and have spoken with Elvis. I have been to Area 51 and seen the complex. I enjoy cake and my best friends are Edmund the Penguin and Dr. Narco the Intelligent Thermos. I tied Jose Canseco in home runs last week, and I’m mere words away from completing a New York Times crossword puzzle I started on in 1988. Volumes and volumes of written works have been produced about me, but they were all lost in the fire. I am an extrovert. I’m marginally more popular with feminist than Rush Limbaugh. I don't scrape my vegetables onto my grandmother's plate when no one is looking. Hard as it may be to believe, I have never lost a pole-vaulting competition. I was nowhere near the grassy knoll on November 22, 1963. I’ve never hit a silver-medalist in the knee with a club. I wear sensible clothing, and I did not mastermind Julius Caesar's death. That was Cassius.

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