The Duster and Tex Show Episode 130 #140729


Duster and Tex LogoThis week Duster and Tex discuss why their hometown of Gastonia, North Carolina ain’t such a bad town.  Then Duster shares the story of losing a bunch of money at the local fair.  The boys join a beer of the month club.  And Duster’s ex-girlfriend Misty returns to the ranch.

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The Duster and Tex Show Episode 130 – Click to Listen or Download

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 130, Segment 1
Gastonia Ain’t So Bad

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 130, Segment 2
Losing Money at the Fair

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 130, Segment 3
Beer of the Month

The Duster and Tex Show: Episode 130, Segment 4
The Return of Misty

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Posted on July 29, 2014, in Audio Awesome, Podcasts, The Duster 'n' Tex Show and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. roberthenryfischat

    Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
    let it go fonz let it….mr mr has got nada long.

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