Flash Traffic Priority Transmission: BatDoc Announces Candidacy!
That’s right! I’m running for Benevolent Dictator of America this year. It’s going to be a write-in vote, so I need everyone’s support. There’s Obama. There’s Romney. And now you have a third choice: BatDoc for Benevolent Dictator!
Just to give you a taste of the changes I’m going to make I’m officially announcing the first plank of my platform. I guess they call them planks. If they don’t, they’re called planks now. The first plank of my Platform of Awesome…wait for it…
One Hour Mandatory Nap Time Every Work Day, Paid!
That’s right! I’m taking it back to Kindergarten! One hour paid nap time every day you work! Who can’t get on board for that!
Stay tuned as I’ll be announcing more of my Platform of Awesome planks as November approaches. I’m also working on balancing the budget and dragging this country out of debt, so hold on because it’s going to be an awesome ride!
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