Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 95 #150225


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Totally Retro ’80s Ski Weekend at Beech Mountain, NC!  And since it is a trip back to the ’80s, the Sci-Fried Eggs bring you a Best of Show featuring some of their favorite guests from the ’80s, including interviews with the voice of April O’Neil Renae Jacobs, Child’s Play star Alex Vincent, mortal caretaker of the movie car Christine Bill Gibson, Jem and the Holograms nemesis Patricia Albrecht, and Back to the Future Delorean owners Terry and Oliver Holler!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 95, Segment 1
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Best of the ’80s/Renae Jacobs

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 95, Segment 2
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Alex Vincent

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 95, Segment 3
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Bill Gibson and Christine

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 95, Segment 4
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Patricia Albrecht

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 95, Segment 5
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Terry Holler and the Back to the Future Delorean

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 94 #150218


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Monorail Depot at Bathurst Manor.  Chuck and Doc start by talking about all the nerdy programs that are showing up on Netflix.  Then Doc has a new game called B-Movie or B-S?!  The Eggs talk about a Bigfoot sighting in Yellowstone Park and discuss some ways people are trying to exploit the moon.  And the Eggs crank up the ol’ chatterbox for an edition of Tales from the Sci-Fi Teletype!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 94, Segment 1
Nerdy Netflix

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 94, Segment 2
B-Movie or B-S? #1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 94, Segment 3
Bigfoot Sighting in Yellowstone Park

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 94, Segment 4
Moon Exploits

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 94, Segment 5
Tales from the Sci-Fi Teletype #4

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 93 #150211


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Boardwalk at Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by giving their take on the Ghostbusters reboot all-female cast.  Then Doc and Chuck hop into the What If Machine for some Ghostbusters fun.  Doc bring you another knowledgeable nugget on Doc’s Documentary Film.  There is some new science news including a Star Wars style rail gun and a new steel alloy.  And the Eggs talk about the new Fantastic 4 trailer and Spaceballs 2!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 93, Segment 1
Ghostbusters Reboot All-Female Cast

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 93, Segment 2
What If Machine: What If You’d Called…

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 93, Segment 3
Doc’s Documentary Film: Alaska State Troopers

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 93, Segment 4
Star Wars Rail Gun and New Steel Alloy

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 93, Segment 5
Fantastic 4 Trailer and Spaceballs 2

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 92 #150204


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Bathurst Manor Radio Production Unit Truck from Charlotte Mini-Con in Charlotte, North Carolina.  The Eggs start with a new edition of Crap Chuck Found on the Internet.  Then Doc and Chuck talk about our unexplored oceans.  The Eggs discuss upcycling in cosplay and some alternative literature.  And then Doc has a new game for Chuck called Dewey Decimal Dangerzone!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 92, Segment 1
Crap Chuck Found on the Internet #9

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 92, Segment 2
Under the Sea: Our Unexplored Oceans

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 92, Segment 3
Is Cosplay just Creative Upcycling?

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 92, Segment 4
Alternative Literature

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 92, Segment 5
Dewey Decimal Dangerzone #1: Gold Club, Gil’s All Fright Diner, and The Game

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 91 #150128


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Technology Annex of Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs give their take on the Marvel Universe ending.  Then then Eggs discuss photographers vs. cosplayers and who should be able to charge for photos.  Simon Pegg is the new writer for Star Trek 3, so the Eggs dig out the What If Machine from their archives.  Doc has a new Documentary Corner.  And then the Eggs come up with some six word sci-fi stories!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 91, Segment 1
The Marvel Universe is Ending

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 91, Segment 2
Photographers vs. Cosplayers: Who Should Charge Who?

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 91, Segment 3
Star Trek’s New Writer Simon Pegg/What If Machine: Star Trek Directors

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 91, Segment 4
Doc’s Documentary Corner: Aliens on the Moon: The Truth Exposed

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 91, Segment 5
Six-Word Sci-fi Stories

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 90 #150121


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Historical Reacquisition Center of Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by discussing face hacking.  Then Doc and Chuck talk about the return of The X-Files and Community.  The Eggs have some news about Mars.  Then Chuck reviews Agent Carter and Doc reviews the new season premieres of Archer and Parks and Recreation.  And finally, the Eggs talk about some alternative energy conundrums!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 90, Segment 1
Face Hacking

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 90, Segment 2
The X-Files and Community Return

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 90, Segment 3
Mars News

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 90, Segment 4
Agent Carter, Archer, and Parks and Recreation Reviews

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 90, Segment 5
Alternative Energy Conundrums

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 89 #150114


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs broadcast from the Hall of Tomorrow at Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by sharing movies they are excited for in the coming year.  Then the Eggs talk about some movies they think would make great stage plays.  The Eggs dig up an interview with author William Fripp.  Chuck finally gets around to sharing some Listener Letters.  And the Eggs talk about reality shows they think we should have!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 89, Segment 1
Movies We’re Excited For

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 89, Segment 2
Movies That Should Be Stage Plays

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 89, Segment 3
William Fripp

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 89, Segment 4
Listener Letters #3

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 89, Segment 5
Reality Shows We Should Have

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 88 #150107


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs are back from the holidays and broadcasting from the Fitness Center at Bathurst Manor.  The Eggs start by discussing some of the things that Back to the Future II promised us that we still don’t have.  There’s some news about trips to Mars and Venus.  Doc has a movie review of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and Chuck reviews In Your Eyes.  3D printing is making more waves.  And the Eggs play another edition of Blind Movie Synopsis!

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 88, Segment 1
Back to the Future II 2015 Evaluation

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 88, Segment 2
Mars News and a Research Station on Venus

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 88, Segment 3
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies and In Your Eyes Movie Reviews

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 88, Segment 4
3D Printing Advances

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 88, Segment 5
Blind Movie Synopsis #2: Black Butler, Fruits Basket, and Spice and Wolf

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Sci-Fried Eggs Episode 87 #141231


sci-fried-eggs-logoThis week the Sci-Fried Eggs bring you another Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs for the Holidays!  The Eggs look over the past year and assemble a Ladies of 2014 Calendar of some of the best and beautiful ladies the Eggs interviewed.  Interviews include artist Babs Tarr, Rocky Horror actress Patricia Quinn, singer Valentine Wolfe, and writer I.R. Harris.

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Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 87, Segment 1
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Babs Tarr

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 87, Segment 2
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Patricia Quinn

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 87, Segment 3
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: Valentine Wolfe

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 87, Segment 4
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: I.R. Harris Part 1

Sci-Fried Eggs: Episode 87, Segment 5
Best of the Sci-Fried Eggs: I.R. Harris Part 2

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What I Know About Caring for Babies


I should start by saying that I’ve never been put in charge of caring for a baby.  But I have been around a lot of people with babies.  One time I was on a flight from Atlanta to Las Vegas and there was a lady with a baby two rows ahead of me.  And people with babies bring them pretty much everywhere, so I’ve seen them a lot in grocery stores and restaurants.  And I’ve watched a lot of movies on babies.  I watched over half of Baby’s Day Out before I realized it wasn’t Willow.  And through my casual observations, I’ve picked up on a lot on baby care.

Baby care isn’t easy.  It requires a lot of hard work and paying attention to things.  And there are a lot of rules for caring for babies that you don’t need to know if you’re caring for your pet (unless your pet happens to be a pet baby, which is okay in some countries), an item entrusted to you by a sorcerer, or your best friend who drank too much at a DC Talk concert.  For instance, did you know you can’t feed babies after midnight?  Now I’m not sure how that works exactly because technically it’s always after midnight in a way.  But I’m guessing it means after midnight up until the sun rises for the next day.  Some of these tips are kind of vague, so I just always err on the side of caution.  Like with the midnight thing, I just wouldn’t feed a baby until noon the next day.  Better safe than sorry I always say.  So head’s up future babysitters, here are some important baby care tips.

– Don’t feed babies after midnight.  We already went over this, but here it is again just in case you’re printing this list out to post on your fridge or bulletin board.

– Don’t let babies out in sunlight.  Lots of parents know this because I always see them covering their babies up on sunny days.

– Don’t get babies wet.  Something about water is bad for babies.  This also explains why babies smell.

– Also in the aquatic arena, babies can’t cross running water.  They must be carried or ferried over.  This is why you always see parents carrying their babies across bridges in the park and on walking trails.

– Chocolate, raisins, and onions are poisonous to babies.  Don’t ever feed your baby these things.

– Never feed babies from the table.  Table scraps are bad for babies.

– Babies are allergic to garlic.  If you aren’t a fan of babies and want babies to stay away from you, then wear a string of garlic cloves around your neck.

– Babies are also allergic to silver, so always use plastic spoons with babies.

Those are some of the basics of baby care.  As you can see already, caring for a baby is no field day.  It’s a lot of work and making sure babies don’t do a lot of things.  Now if you aren’t directly caring for babies, then there are some other tips you should probably know if you are going to be around babies or people with babies.  Here are some additional baby facts.

– Babies can’t enter your home on their own.  They have to be invited in.  This is why most parents will ask you if it is okay if they bring their baby places.  Once the baby has entered your house, it can come in again any time it wants.  If someone asks you if it is okay to bring their baby to your house, always say no.

– Babies hate crosses and holy water.  This explains why babies cry so much at a baptism.  Much like everyone else in the church, the babies are in agonizing pain throughout the baptism process.

– If you are on a boat and you hear a baby crying, you should get away from it immediately.  The wails of babies have been known to lure unwary sailors to their doom.

– Babies can’t stand the yodeling of Slim Whitman in his song Indian Love Call.  I’ve heard listening to the song will make a baby’s head explode.

– I’ve heard the gaze of a baby can turn you to stone.  I’ve never seen this happen, but I don’t look directly into the eyes of babies just to be on the safe side.

That’s pretty much all you need to know about caring for babies.  When you know all the rules, baby care is a whole lot easier.  Oh,  some people say that if you can guess a baby’s name, then it has to take you to its pot of gold.  But that’s just ridiculous.  Babies don’t have money.

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